fmylife.com <-- my new obsession

The other week, while daydreaming in my Creative Dance class (yes, I am allowed to take such ridiculous curriculum as this is my last semester as an undergraduate) I overheard a girl complaining about how the http://www.juicycampus.com website was down, but that followers of the college gossip site had turned to http://www.fmylife.com for temporary entertainment until its revival. "If you're having a bad day and think your life sucks, go to this site. I was laughing for hours!" the girl proclaimed. Intrigued, as I love anything that will keep me from my schoolwork, decided to check out the site. Boy, was I in for a treat. Under the heading, F*** My Life: My life sucks, but I don't give a fuck, were anonymous posts from people detailing certain incidences that had happened to them, followed by the letters FML. They range from raunchy to embarrassing to just flat out pathetic, but you cannot understand the humor that ensues from these posts unless you go to the site yourself. Let me give you a little preview...
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML
This is just a sample, but I had to tear myself away as the site could potentially keep me occupied for hours. I highly recommend it to those trying to avoid studying, or maybe to those who have just had a rough day. Enjoy!